Chelsea 0 Tottenham 0 at half time. Fairly frantic stuff with a pretend Barney just before half t ime. Lots of tattooed people falling over for freerkicks. One very good save by the Tottenham goalie. He will probably give away a goal in the second half with a suicidal pass in the six yard box to a defender with three players round him. Quite entertaining even  if littered with mistakes.

12 Noon for Dundee